May 11, 2008

If You Ever Wondered What Hell Looked Like...

...this must be close!

Chaiten Volcano exploding a huge cloud of ash and causing massive static electricity discharges.

h/t to Fausta in last Monday's carnival

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AP Strikes Gold!

The Associated Press writer JENNIFER C. KERR can't bitch about the war being lost, so she does the next best thing.  This headline shows their real motive  "AP IMPACT: Number of disabled veterans rising"

Uh, Jennifer, I don't want to bust your bubble, you probably being a journalism graduate and all, but in war, people get wounded and killed.  Those that used to die of their wounds, now are often saved because of the heroic actions of medivac pilots, corpsmen and MASH personnel.  That also means that a higher percentage will need long term care. Well, Jennifer sees some of the light:

Why?

Worse wounds. More disabilities. More vets aware of the benefits and quicker to file for them.

Also, ironically, advanced medical care. Troops come home with devastating injuries that might well have killed them in earlier wars. 

No Jennifer, not worse wounds, bad wounds yes, but not the killers that they used to be.  More vets are aware Jennifer?  Wow, you don't want them to be aware?  Oh, and Jennifer, the fact that the folk I've listed are saving those lives in increasingly large numbers that is not a good thing? 

If our troops in harms way are going to get hurt, and they are Jennifer, I'd rather they come home wounded than in a box.  Wouldn't you Jennifer?

But don't worry Jennifer, we, the people of the United States will do our duty to these heros, or by God know the reason why.  So, you congress critters, don't let us down or we will reploace your fat asses.

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May 10, 2008

Hillary for Klansman?

I realize she was tired, that this was a phone interview... but really!!!

"Senator Obama’s support among working, hard-working Americans, white Americans, is weakening again.... Whites in both states who had not completed college were supporting me. There’s a pattern emerging here."

With a tip O' The GM Derby to My Blogdaddy!

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May 07, 2008

Hillary Clinton Starring in "Fatal Attraction - The Presidency"

Another movie clip sums up the mindset of Hillary Clinton for this election, and she will not be denied.  There is nothing that she won't do to get what she feels belongs to her, and she will destroy others and the Democratic Party if she doesn't get it.

No, it's not going to stop.  It's going to go on and on.

(Alternate link if above clip fails to play:  Fatal Attraction Trailer)

However, in the end, Hillary doesn't kill rabbits.  She kills cats.

Authored by Woody

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Whose Fault is Hillary?

I'm amused at the Obamaniacs who are avidly decrying the presence of Shrillary on the stump to win the nomination.  It would seem as those folk believing in the Obamamessiah reject Shrillary and even Chuck Schumer for being in the race that a year and a half ago everyone was saying to us conservatives... "You just wait till Hillary smashes you Repuglikkkans into the ground."

So, what has happened in the meantime to move Hillary Clinton from the likely anointed of the Democrat Party to the "superbitchwhoiscausingalltheseproblems"

On my blog-fathers blog there is this comment

Chuck Schumer is the most overrated senator. To begin with, he inflicted Hillary on us.
This of course presupposes that all those supporting Obama or any of the other candidates were flat out against Hillary in the year 2000.  Seems to me that the vast, vast, vast majority of Dems were all for Clinton in 2000 and were even then touting her as the next democrat president... even to the point where Clinton believed that she was the anointed one.  Don't forget folks, Obama came out of damn near nowhere and has yet to pass a single substantive bill either in Illinois or in the US Senate. 

Obamaniacs are now screaming for Hillary to get out of the race, "Out damn spot, Out I say" to borrow a line from Shakespeare. This is when the Obamaniacs ought to be reaching out to the Hillary Crowd. 

Whoops, don't want to give the DIM-o-crats any ideas.  On the other hand, if these two yahoos tear up the Democrat Party, that means a McCain presidency and I'm not particularly happy about that either.

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May 06, 2008

When Will It Be Over for Hillary Clinton?

Over?  Did you say over?  Nothing is over until Hillary Clinton decides it's over.

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Baseball Wars

If  you are a Baseball fan (of ANY team) don't forget to click on the Baseball Wars link to your right at the top of the sidebar.

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May 05, 2008

The Squirrel And The Water Moccasin

Once upon a time, a young squirrel needed desperately to cross a swollen stream to take food to her children on the other side.  As she looked rather forlornly at the stream a water moccasin swam up and asked "What is the matter young lady"

"I need to get to the other side to feed my babies and the stream is just too swift for me to swim," said the squirrel.

"I think I can help you out," said the water moccasin, "Just hop on my back and I'll ferry you to the other side."

"Oh no thank you," said the squirrel, "you are a snake and will bite and eat me."

"Not today, for I've just eaten," said the ole black snake.  "You'll be as safe as you can be."

"Do you promise?"

"Of course," said the snake.  So the squirrel hopped aboard and off they went. 

At first, the squirrel was terrified, but as they made their way across the stream, she felt more and more safe.  When they were about 5 feet from the farther shore, the snake turned and sank his fangs right into the squirrel. 

""I'm dying," said the squirrel.  "And you promised me I would be as safe as ever."

"I can't help myself, I am what I am and you knew that when you got on my back," said the water moccasin.

The moral should be obvious to almost everyone, don't listen to promises to someone with a history of breaking promises.   Including the promises of politicians. 

Take the current "gas-tax" reduction promised by both Clinton and McCain.  Obama has called it like it is, a pander to get votes from the gullible and perhaps those that don't understand that politicians promise and promise, and seldom follow through.  Now, I'm not an Obama fan by any stretch of the imagination, just check here, here and here to see the veracity of that statement.

But I digress.  Clinton and McCain are offering to buy your vote for a measly $30.00 over a three month period.  That's about $10.00 or less a month folks.  Why on earth would anyone consider voting for those two numb-skulls for only 30 bucks.  There might be other reasons to vote for or against anyone, but 30 bucks?

I might vote for any of the three if they promised (with a pledge signed in blood perhaps) to come up with a rational energy policy.  Such as drilling in ANWR, off the coasts of Florida, Texas, Louisiana, Mississippi, Alabama and the entire east and west coasts.  A promise to begin a massive building campaign of nuclear power generators, and a concentrated effort to import oil from friends (the UK, Mexico, Canada etc,) and not from folk that hate our way of life including Saudi Arabia, and the rest of the middle east kings, tyrants, sheiks and potentates.  We are currently importing something in the neighborhood of 2.5 million barrels of sweet crude a day from people that would like to see our way of life fall under sharia law. 

Had we a sensible drilling policy 35 years ago (Hello Jimmah Cahtuh!) we could be free from Middle Eastern oil today.  We'd still be importing, but at least it would be from folk that are friendly to the United States. 

Speaking of nuclear power, Intel had a great idea some years ago as told by Bob Brinker of Money Talk and that was to replicate their chips exactly; exact copies.  Zero differences, zero defects.  We have the technology to replicate successful nuclear energy plants with strong track records of safety.  Build a 100 of them and our dependence on oil will greatly decline and we can do this in a heartbeat.  We lack only the will to stand up to the environmentalists who would rather see one snail darter survive than a country reduce its carbon footprint.

In fact, if the hype about global warming was really believed by the "true believers" in "The Universal Church of Consensus Regarding Global Warming," then they should be demanding nuclear power. 

So, after the elections and all the votes are counted and the promises broken the average voter will look at the new President and say "But you Promised!"  And the politician will say "You knew what I was when you stepped into that booth and pulled the lever."

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May 04, 2008

Its Carnival Time

Dr. Sanity has her Carnival of the Insanities up and is it a doozie!  Especially this entry: "17. The fecal juggernaut... but at least it worked as advertised."

And tomorrow, don't miss Fausta's Carnival of Latin America and the Caribbean!

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May 02, 2008

Congress-critters Dig Deep - Into your pockets

The members of the house of representatives have decided sometime in the past that reform was desperately needed - in their household budgets that is.  So they crafted a rule that allows them to LEASE anything they want to, pay for the insurance, upkeep and gas all on the taxpayer's dime.  What does this amount to in real terms?

435 congress-critters x $500.00 monthly lease payments x 12 months = $2,610,000.00

435 congress-critters x $1,500.00 due at signing the lease = $ 652,500.00

435 congress-critters x $2,000.00 per year for insurance = $870,000.00

435 congress-critters x $1000.00 per year in routine maintanance = $435,000.00

435 congress-critters x 20,000 miles per year at 20 mpg avg x 3.75/gal = $1,631,250.00

Grand Total (and I believe these to be fairly conservative estimates) = $6,198,750.00

Charlie Rangel, D-NY says his constituents EXPECT him to drive that Cadillac to show respect for the folk paying for it.  Charlie, can you say Bull Sh*t?

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April 30, 2008

About This Media Driven "Recession"

We keep hearing from the liberal media and Democrats about our terrible recession.  The only problem is that our economy is still growing.  But, the Associated Press still can (and wants to) make that look bad.  Eventually, the doomsday crowd may talk businesses and individuals into cutting their spending enough in reaction to claims of a recession until they actually create one.

AP - Economy grows by only 0.6 percent in 1st quarter of 2008:  The statistic did not meet what economists consider the classic definition of a recession, which is a retraction of the economy. This means that although the economy is stuck in a rut, it is still managing to grow, even if modestly.

Oh, so not "technically."  Technically, the AP is a bad news source.  Here's the technical definition of a recession:  Recession is defined as a decline, for two consecutive quaters, of real gross domestic product - the value of all final goods and services produced within a nation in a given year.  We have not had that, as growth is not a decline.  Also, the U.S. has the world's highest gross domestic product (GDP), as derived from Purchasing Power Parity (PPP) criteria.  So, when we meet the "technical" definition of a recession, let us know about it only then.

But, as private businesses are working hard to make progress, another segment of our economy is booming with little effort.

USA Today - Hiring leaps in public sector:   Governments added 76,800 jobs in the first three months of 2008, the Bureau of Labor Statistics reports.  That's the biggest jump in first-quarter hiring since a boom in 2002 that followed the 9/11 terrorist attacks.

Don't worry about getting in soup lines or selling apples on street corners yet.  But, if you start to worry, just get a government job.  They can always make more jobs doing nothing.  However, stay away from applying to newspaper publishers.  They truly are in decline and only wish that the nation would join them.  It could be envy.

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April 28, 2008

Reverand Wright Wants An Apology

Reverend Jeremiah Wright wants an apology from the United States for the institution of slavery.  I don't blame him, in today's world where anyone can issue an apology for anything he has every right to ask for on.  In an earlier post on the non-apology apology I wrote:

An apology, to be sincere must be accompanied by at least a couple of things. One, it must be for an offense that you have committed. Two, it must be accompanied by an honest and sincere effort not to repeat the offense. Last, but not by any means least the person you apologize to has to be the person you offended. Anything else is an exercise in self flagelation that serves no useful purpose.
And:
I'm sick and tired of the "faux pas" ---> Blame ---> Demand an Apology ---> Apologize industry that passes for politics these days. I don't know about you, but I sure am sick and tired of it.

Kerry botches a joke badly but won't apologize because he didn't mean to botch the joke. Obama and McCain both botch a statement using the term "wasted" and both apologize for it. Hillary refuses to apologize for her vote, Edwards apologizes for his. Clinton apologizes to Africa, Virginia apologizes to African Americans. Hillary demands Obama apologize for something someone else said, Dean won't apologize for what Geffin said, but demands that conservatives, and Republican aspirants to the throne apologize for the comment of an acknowledged bomb thrower.

Everyone demands that their opposite in the political spectrum take responsibility for something that you may or may not agree with; may or may not have said and which may or may not reflect your beliefs. In other words, some of my political friends on the left expect me to take responsibility for, and no doubt apologize for the rantings of Ms. Coulter, only because I too am a conservative. Not too long ago, a commenter on my site demanded that I publicaly disassociate myself from a blog entry by another blogger who belongs to a group of bloggers that I belong to. How very dumb this has gotten.

Well, I guess Jeremiah Wright didn't read the above entries or he wouldn't be asking.  So, just to shut him up, I'll officially apologize on behalf of the United States.

Dear Reverend Wright, I would like to take this time to offer to you, an esteemed preacher of the gospel my sincerest apology.  I apologize for having been born white and for being related to other white folk.  I apologize for my ancestors that owned slaves even if I don't know of any.  I apologize abjectly that African Blacks and African Muslims captured a number of other African Blacks and sold them into slavery.  I apologize from the bottom of my heart that people that I didn't know enslaved people that you didn't know from a country that you have never lived in brought ancestors that you never met to a country that has given more people freedom to say the things that you like to say and give them the full backing of the constitution to say them.  And I'm most sincerely sorry that you are such an idiot and such a bombastic stuffed shirt who has made so much money that you have chosen to live in the upper reaches of middleclassness.

Sincerely

GM Roper

 

There, I think that ought to satisfy the Right Reverend Wright!!


 

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John McCain; Hoist On The "Maverick" Petard

I no longer consider myself a Republican and haven't for at least a decade.  That doesn't mean I don't vote for some Republicans, any more than me not being a Democrat doesn't mean that I occasionally don't vote for some Democrats.  I do tend to vote for conservatives, of either party because their values tend to be my values.  Of course, politicians and I don't see eye to eye anyway, especially when they think that they know how to spend my earnings better than I do. 

One politician in particular that gives me a pain in the kiester is a RINO by the name of John McCain.  Now, McCain was a Navy Pilot, a POW who served with distinction.  He ran for congress and then ran for Barry Goldwater's seat when Senator Goldwater retired.  Goldwater helped McCain get elected but if he were alive today, I doubt that he would be supporting McCain. 

In 2000 McCain decided that he was going to run for president.  And because he was running against the presumed nominee George W. Bush, the press, liberal lick-spittle that they are, boosted his street creds for all they were worth and McCain decided that he really enjoyed being a maverick.

Now, before 2000, John McCain had a fairly healthy liberal streak already, but with all the media spotlights on him in the 2000 race and especially after the mystical mavens of the magical media began touting him so that he won New Hampshire, McCain really went over to the dark side.  That is, he became a {shudder} Liberal Republican.  Or, in conservative lingo a RINO.  My real fallout with John McCain came about when he co-sponsored that pile of unconstitutional manure known as McCain-Feingold in the name of campaign finance reform.  There is so much wrong with that bill and its strictures against free speech that it turns my tummy (no easy task I tell you).  That and his stance on illegal immigration (let alone calling those who disagreed with him bigots) encouraged me to support ABM [Anybody But McCain].  There is even a bloggers list of bloggers supporting "McCain's Opponent." 

Now McCain has been hoist on his own petard.  Recently the North Carolina Republican Party put together an add against two folk running for governor Beth Perdue and Richard Moore who have endorsed Obama.  It uses Reverend Wright's "G-d Damn America" quip during one of his sermons and McCain didn't like it (although by some reports when he sent the letter below he had not seen the ad):

Dear Chairman Daves,

From the beginning of this election, I have been committed to running a respectful campaign based upon an honest debate about the great issues confronting America today. I expect all state parties to do so as well. The television advertisement you are planning to air degrades our civics and distracts us from the very real differences we have with the Democrats. In the strongest terms, I implore you to not run this advertisement.

This ad does not live up to the very high standards we should hold ourselves to in this campaign. We need to run a campaign that is worthy of the people we seek to serve. There is no doubt that we will draw sharp contrasts with the Democrats on fundamental issues critical to the future course of our country.

But we need not engage in political tactics that only seek to divide the American people.

Once again, it is imperative that you withdraw this offensive advertisement.

John McCain

Well John, how do you like it when other Republicans are also "mavericks" because they ran the ad anyway and plan to continue to run the ad.

If John McCain expects to win this November, he really needs to think about driving off the conservatives who are his base, whether he recognizes them or not, they can put him into the white house, or not!

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April 27, 2008

Civil War Among The Democrats

If you call out Obama because of his stance on this or that you are a racist.

If you call out Hillary because she proposes some cockamamie program, you are a a sexist.

If you are Republican or Conservative or perhaps even a Libertarian, to the Dems you are an evil, knuckle-dragging, Neandertholic, racist and sexist nincompoop

If you ... ahhh nuts!  Obi's Sister has a great post up on Both Obamamessiah and Hillary dropping out of the race for the good of the country and so that the Democrat party can heal but my thoughts are a little contrarian about that. 

Over the last months there has been calls for Clinton to step back for the good of the party. Now there are calls for Obama to withdraw, especially after the missteps of the last few weeks. I say they BOTH should step back and let the Democratic party heal itself from the divisive attacks that have ripped it apart. The bad behavior has reached heights previously unheard of. Besides the usual attacks on Republicans, they have turned on each other like piranha.
I think the Democrats are suffering from the hubris of their identity politics and ripping themselves apart is good for America. 

In my lifetime, there hasn't been a decent Democrat in the White House since Harry "The Buck Stops Here" Truman and for a few reasons, Jack "Ask not..." Kennedy  There haven't been that many good Republicans for that matter. But the Democrats have been worse.  Far Worse! Lyndon Baines Johnson began it all with his so called War-On-Poverty which created a permanent class of dependents and entitlement addicts.  Then came Jimmah Cahtuh, arguably the worst President this country has ever had to endure.  In fact that miserable piece of misbegotten garbage actively supports tyrants and dictators who oppose everything this country stands for and he is a bigoted anti-Semite to boot!  Billy Boy "I did not have sex with that woman..." Clinton had more regard for his penis than he did for the laws of the country and stood by while al Qaeda gathered strength and Reagan's pulling out of Lebanon didn't help either.  Bush never met a spending bill he didn't like and his being averse to the veto pen is well known.  In fact, the Democrats have been so good at poisoning the Republicans with their baseless accusations that Republicans would rather roll over and present their yellow bellies than stand up and do what they were elected for; namely control spending, shrink government and hold people (including congressmen) accountable for their actions.  Bah Humbug.

If people are so stupid as to get so wrapped up in this mess, they damn well deserve what they get.  If Obama wins, my guess is that taxes will go through the roof, spending will be even more out of control than it is now and the Iranians will pull something really dumb like an attack on Israel and Obamamessiah will stand by with his thumb up his rectum.  If Hillary wins, Bill will go a huntin' on a regular basis, because after all, oral sex isn't sex at all, spending will go through the roof and you will have health-care at the point of a gun.  Of course, McCain could win in which case taxes will go through the roof, Iran will be obliterated if they so much as sneeze, bloggers like me will be shut down for violating some federal regulation or other and even if we claim free speech and First Amendment rights, we will be silenced.

On the whole, it is difficult for me to even give a damn!  In fact, this little gizmo expresses it just fine: 

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And a generous tip O' the GM Derby to Duncan at And Rightly So and of course to Obi's Sister

 

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Banner Problems

The eagle banner that I had up was not used with permission.  So, since I made a mistake I apologized to the owner and took it down.  Now I'm in the process or redesigning my banner and when it's up, you will be totally amazed.  Untill then you may see several "attempts" floating here and there. 

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April 26, 2008

Jackie Mason On Carter And The Clintons!

Jackie Mason is one funny comedian.  I remember him shooting the finger at Ed Sullivan way back then and getting in hot water because of it.  Now, on his Video Blog, Jackie takes on Carter and the Clintons.  Enjoy!

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April 25, 2008

Exciting News

In January 2006 I was diagnosed with lung cancer.  Why me I thought, what in the world did I do?  Then later, when the emergency was over and it looked like I was going to make it, and now that I've survived for over 2 years cancer free the question was why did God pick me to survive?  Well, now I know.  I was meant to be here to spoil my first grand child.  Sometime likely in December, a delightful and bouncy baby for Christmas.

Thanks Jennifer and Mike, you have made me delightfully happy!

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April 24, 2008

Just When You ...

... thought it was safe to once again pick up the papers because the Pennsylvania Primary is OVER and both Barry O and Hill C will be off the news at least some of the time, we find even bigger idiots residing in Europe (like that's news.... ed!... Oh shut up). 

Plant "experts" in Switzerland ethicists by trade have decided that it is unethical to mistreat plants just because we are bigger and stronger.

PLANTS deserve respect, a group of Swiss experts says, arguing that killing them arbitrarily is morally wrong - except when it comes to saving humans or maybe picking petals off a daisy.

In a report on "the dignity of the creature in the plant world", the federal Ethics Committee on non-human Gene Technology condemned the decapitation of flowers without reason, among other sins.

Still, commission member Bernard Baertsche suggested the body weighed such cruel acts on a case by case basis, noting "the simple pleasure of picking the petals off a daisy might suffice as a reason".[emphasis added]

OMG... decapitating flowers?  Another reign of terror sponsored by the Robespierre of Mother's and Valentine's Day?

Such Cruelty!

Such Creepiness!

Such Idiocy!

Off With Their Heads!

With a Tip O' The GM Derby To Raven

UPDATE:  My Friend Quick Rob has more

Filed under Bozo Alerts

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April 23, 2008

Why can't I just Eat my waffle?

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Sorry To Disapoint The True Believers...

...but there may be an ice age comin'

Disconcerting as it may be to true believers in global warming, the average temperature on Earth has remained steady or slowly declined during the past decade, despite the continued increase in the atmospheric concentration of carbon dioxide, and now the global temperature is falling precipitously.

All four agencies that track Earth's temperature (the Hadley Climate Research Unit in Britain, the NASA Goddard Institute for Space Studies in New York, the Christy group at the University of Alabama, and Remote Sensing Systems Inc in California) report that it cooled by about 0.7C in 2007. This is the fastest temperature change in the instrumental record and it puts us back where we were in 1930. If the temperature does not soon recover, we will have to conclude that global warming is over.

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